Guy turned up at the door earlier

[MarillionFan]

You're a kept woman then?

She makes Kerry Katona look posh

So I've been told.

[MaryPoppins]

She makes Kerry Katona look posh

So I've been told.

You're not too fat for a kick up the arse you know

[Wodewick]

She makes Kerry Katona look posh

So I've been told.

but she is a rough as a badgers arse, thick as tulip and obviously hit every branch when falling out of the ugly tree!!
but who is Kerry Katona??

[MarillionFan]

but she is a rough as a badgers arse, thick as tulip and obviously hit every branch when falling out of the ugly tree!!
but who is Kerry Katona??

Which one are we talking about again?

[Wodewick]

Which one are we talking about again?

Ahem!
I know you read the "invisible" bit!!

[MarillionFan]

Ahem!
I was talking about Mary. She's a skank

Not very nice was it.

[Wodewick]

Not very nice was it.

Ahem!
I dunno - I have heard you like em a bit "rough"!

[MaryPoppins]

but she is a rough as a badgers arse, thick as tulip and obviously hit every branch when falling out of the ugly tree!!
but who is Kerry Katona??

Shut it dripster

[Wodewick]

Shut it dripster

More spurtster - Shirley?

[MaryPoppins]

More spurtster - Shirley?

What you and SY get up to behind closed doors is your business.