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How to heat my swimming pool?

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    #11
    Shirley you can just buy a V8, keep it idling in the driveway, and let the atmosphere heat the pool for you?
    You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.

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      #12
      Why not have a cold imaginary swimming pool instead?
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #13
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        Why not have a cold imaginary swimming pool instead?
        I prefer warm imaginary pools.

        HTH

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          #14
          Originally posted by hyperD View Post


          Possibly.

          Knew a lovely chap from Newcastle while at uni. He was called Geordie, unoriginally. First time I met him, he tried to sell me a Schecter guitar but his accent was so strong I couldn't follow the negotiation and it ended in a rather awkward, embarrassing silence.
          ' Sorry, that was just a noise '

          (Alan Partridge)
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #15
            Why not build a glass elevator and blast off to deepest darkest Africa to Loompaland. There you can meet the tribe and offer to pay them in cocoa beans.

            They will then come back to your house where they will swim around the pool making it warm for you.

            They may even sing you a song.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #16
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Why not build a glass elevator and blast off to deepest darkest Africa to Loompaland. There you can meet the tribe and offer to pay them in cocoa beans.

              They will then come back to your house where they will swim around the pool making it warm for you.

              They may even sing you a song.
              They might even make a man of him.





              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #17
                Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                Knew a lovely chap from Newcastle while at uni. He was called Geordie, unoriginally. First time I met him, he tried to sell me a Schecter guitar but his accent was so strong I couldn't follow the negotiation and it ended in a rather awkward, embarrassing silence.
                Many years ago a couple of Yorkshire mates were working in The Smoke and thought about buying a cheap banger for evening excursions. One caught their eye but when told it would cost A Pony they hadn't a clue what that was. They didn't want to lose negotiation credibility by asking what that was, so didn't buy it.

                When they got to work and asked what A Pony was, the banger turned out to be a bargain.
                Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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