Wilmslowesque situation- How do I recover?

[Churchill]

I wonder who's in the shower?

Gricerboy...

[SueEllen]

Gricerboy...

...but at least he will be all fuzzy.

[mudskipper]

Arm wrestle a colleague in front of them. That'll recover it.

They do that in my office.

My money's on Mr September.

Yep - they also did a nude charity calendar.

Not lacking in self confidence the boys in my office.

[mudskipper]

when you are a teen and a bird smiles at you - 'is she smiling at me ??'
when you are twenty - 'wahayy , im in here'
when you are thirty -'i wonder how many kids she has in tow?'
when you are forty -'brilliant, i bet she knows the score'
when you are fifty - 'fck, my fly-hole is open again'

Haha. When my son was about 17 he was hanging about outside the shop with his mate. I walked past and kind of half smiled at him to acknowledge him without embarrassing him in front of his friend. Apparently his mate said to him "That bird winked at you, you're in there!"

[MarillionFan]

Haha. When my son was about 17 he was hanging about outside the shop with his mate. I walked past and kind of half smiled at him to acknowledge him without embarrassing him in front of his friend. Apparently his mate said to him "That bird winked at you, you're in there!"

Top MILFing.

[MaryPoppins]

They do that in my office.

My money's on Mr September.

Yep - they also did a nude charity calendar.

Not lacking in self confidence the boys in my office.

Blimey!! Is their self confidence justified?

I'm glad the lads here don't do that kind of thing. Ick.

[mudskipper]

Top MILFing.

That would make a good custom title should I ever get to the lofty heights of 5000 posts!

[Alf W]

I think i'm getting old.

To be fair I do have a hangover and feel like crap for a night out with a mate last night.

Needed a coffee so headed over to the machine. Grabbed my mug and waited in line behind 5 very fit Irish birds who just happen to be in today. All teeth and short skirts.

Got to the machine, popped the cup under the nozzle and hit the coffee machine and was just sort of looking in their direction daydreaming. One of them smiled, I smiled back, then two of them. I smiled back. I'm in here MF, play it cool, play it cool.

Then a third looked over, smiled with a slight chuckle and sort of indicated behind me.

There was coffee all over the place. I'd put the mug under the hot water nozzle and not the coffee!!! Bollocks!

They left giggling. :-(

How do I recover this?

Go and find the office weakling and p1ss on his shoes to re-assert your Alpha-male status.

[MarillionFan]

Go and find the office weakling and p1ss on his shoes to re-assert your Alpha-male status.

What desk are you at?

[fullyautomatix]

I will give you a tip Marl, next time they giggle at ya, just Moon them , that should shut them up :