Wilmslowesque situation- How do I recover?

[Mich the Tester]

Just wake up.

Then you'd realise it was just a dream.

Yes, must have been. There are only three fit birds in Ireland and they're unlilkely to turn up in an geek's office.

[hyperD]

Corrrr, they're nice - are they sisters?

[EternalOptimist]

when you are a teen and a bird smiles at you - 'is she smiling at me ??'
when you are twenty - 'wahayy , im in here'
when you are thirty -'i wonder how many kids she has in tow?'
when you are forty -'brilliant, i bet she knows the score'
when you are fifty - 'fck, my fly-hole is open again'

[Mich the Tester]

Sorry, four fit birds in Ireland.

Mustn't forget Liz Bonnin.

Hideous dress though; we'd have to get that off as quickly as possible.

[Churchill]

Yes, must have been. There are only three fit birds left in Ireland and they're unlilkely to turn up in an geek's office.

Ftfy

Btw, that's not them.

[Old Greg]

The clue is in your question. Think carefully, 'What Wilmslow would do?'





And then stop masturbating, especially if still at coffee machine.

[MarillionFan]

The clue is in your question. Think carefully, 'What Wilmslow would do?'





And then stop masturbating, especially if still at coffee machine.

Nah. It's bound to consist of a ball gag and chain and being arrested at the end.

Think I may start a conversation about the economic situation of the 'Celtic Lion' at lunchtime. Being knowledgable about economics never fails to impress.

Well least thats what AtW said.

[Mich the Tester]

Why not invite them all for an evening of listening to 80's prog rock bands with mullet haircuts?

[MarillionFan]

Bollocks! Just knocked the milk over now!!!!!!!!

I think this may be the early on set of Parkinsons!

[SueEllen]

Just wake up.

Then you'd realise it was just a dream.

I wonder who's in the shower?