Beckhams invited to royal wedding

[AtW]

This is what I'm waiting for:

I'll see you there dude, it's going to be one hell of a party!

[Doggy Styles]

Have you got a copy of the Royal Wedding List as well? Does it include a dominion somewhere sunny, or a new Dukedom?

[TimberWolf]

Have you got a copy of the Royal Wedding List as well? Does it include a dominion somewhere sunny, or a new Dukedom?

Nope, can't find it.

[Paddy]

Any suggestions for the gift list?

[Alf W]

I heard Alf W can hardly wait.

He's booked a suite at the Ritz for that weekend so he and his whole family can watch the wedding procession from their windows

(That must be what he meant by asking about holiday bookings around the time.)

Royals and Celebs. My apathy knows no bounds on this one.

[TykeMerc]

Any suggestions for the gift list?

A toaster perhaps.

[Paddy]

A toaster perhaps.

Good one