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[Doggy Styles]

Is it possible to have gay fun and run at the same time? Even is it is, one of the two runners would automatically be second according to whose turn it is. Seems unfair to me.

I'd imagine that entries would be teams of two, where perhaps the last across the line counts.

[Doggy Styles]

I have an appointment with my hairdresser at 9 tomorrow morning. Will that do?

That was a very nice appointment. The salon is staffed by three girls - two stylists and the ubiquitous 16-year-old hairwasher and general helper.

We had lots of laughs and japes, including one hilarious interlude where my stylist Donna (name changed to protect her privacy) didn't know whether she was going on holiday to Cumbria or Columbia. So I said (and you need to pay close attention to this in order to "get it") that one is a drug infested jungle full of violent people, and the other is in South America! We laughed and laughed until we stopped.

Donna is often confused, poor girl, but she's a lovely sort.