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Slowing Bob Down

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    #21
    Originally posted by conned tractor View Post
    I've taken your advice on board and decided to tie his shoe laces together.

    I may go for the boot polish on a pair of binoculars later.
    Maybe you could plug a 2nd mouse into his computer which you can control - maybe one of those wireless ones. Then you can start dicking with his cursor when he's trying to work.

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      #22
      Originally posted by CheeseSlice View Post
      Maybe you could plug a 2nd mouse into his computer which you can control - maybe one of those wireless ones. Then you can start dicking with his cursor when he's trying to work.
      The M and N keys on most keyboards will pop out without much effort. Swap them around and let the hilarity ensue... unless he's a touch-typist in which case he is hardcore and I'd leave well the **** alone for fear of embarrassing yourself.

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        #23
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        Would you hire ICT workers?
        ICT implies having a daugher company abroad, we are not there yet.
        Last edited by AtW; 16 February 2011, 21:54.

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