Angry people

[hyperD]

Are they retired? That does for their brains. It'll turn the most worldly, open minded cosmopolitan into a chardonnay fuelled turbo-bigot in 6 months flat.

My father has just retired (ran own business well past retiring age) and yes, I've seen the warning signs, god bless him. Still itching to get onto the golf club committees etc

Can't keep a good business owner down...lol!

[RichardCranium]

I'd watch White Middle Class Mouse - My Trip to Waitrose and other fun episodes

Then you'll be wanting this: White middle class Mary, Mungo and Midge go to the Toy Shop

[hyperD]

Then you'll be wanting this: White middle class Mary, Mungo and Midge go to the Toy Shop

OMG, I forgot about this - I used to watch this on an orange, circular plastic black 'n' white TV eating Findus crispy pancakes.

[cailin maith]

OMG, I forgot about this - I used to watch this on an orange, circular plastic black 'n' white TV eating Findus crispy pancakes.

Retro Dad tea!! Loved them, they were one of my Dads specialist meals along with "egg in a cup"

[pacharan]

Then you'll be wanting this: White middle class Mary, Mungo and Midge go to the Toy Shop

No! Mary Mango and Midge used to live at the top of a tower block. Voice-over was done by Richard Baker though. He was quite middle class.

[Alf W]

I wondered what the Daily Mash were on about the other day. Love the bit about 'Batty Mouse'

THE BBC has been accused of encouraging annoyance with its new series about a Jamaican rodent.

Although Rastamouse has hardly been on for five minutes, parents of young children, husbands and 'young at heart' men are already finding cries of 'Irie' in a pseudo-West Indian accent extremely wearing.

Housewife Nikki Hollis said: "Last night my husband said he was 'gwarning' to Pizza Express with his 'bredrin'. He's a 45-year-old caucasian who works as a systems analyst.

"If that wasn't bad enough, our seven-year-old son keeps asking if his sandwiches are 'Ital' and has just successfully won the right to smoke marijuana in assembly, having convinced the school governors that it is essential to maintaining his spiritual connection with Jah.

"I should add that neither of them has actually even seen Rastamouse yet, they've only read about it on the internet and decided that the general idea is the most inspired thing ever.

"I have watched it and I disagree."

Stephen Malley, a white, 51-year-old driving instructor said: "I and I is loving Rastamouse, seen. He's making a bad ting good, y'git me star?

"Any man dem hating on those likkle rodents is an utter raasclart, seen."

He added in his normal voice: "I'm not imitating black people, I'm imitating black people portrayed as rodents, so it's not racist."

TV pundit, Julian Cook, said: "Although probably not actually racist unless you're a dick, Rastamouse may not be amusing for much longer than a nanosecond.

"However, I'm looking forward to the episode 'Batty Mouse' where a gay mouse arrives on the scene and challenges the Easy Crew's staunch views on homosexuality."

[hyperD]

I wondered what the Daily Mash were on about the other day. Love the bit about 'Batty Mouse'

Gotta love the Mash

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Angry nation: Brits are the angriest people in Europe - Mail Online

"Last year a study by the Mental Health Foundation found that one in four Britons is battling an anger problem."

I am - and I don't even read the Wail (or the Grauniad)

[cailin maith]

I hope you sort out your broken ears

Woo hoo - sorted! I love it