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Cringe-inducing Interview Answers
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What was your answer?+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Sorry for a few moments I mis-read that and was trying to work out how "having a tulip" was an answer...Originally posted by Cliphead View PostI always answer having a no 1 hit. Usually derails the interview

Having a "No 1 Hit" - makes a lot more sense
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SortedOriginally posted by Wodewick View PostSorry for a few moments I mis-read that and was trying to work out how "having a tulip" was an answer...
Having a "No 1 Hit" - makes a lot more sense
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Why what's your No 1 hit?
John F Kennedy?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Ah, now that would be telling...Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhy what's your No 1 hit?
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You are Joe Dolce and I claimOriginally posted by Cliphead View PostAh, now that would be telling...
my free £5What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Damn, outedOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou are Joe Dolce and I claim
my free £5
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Climbin Aoraki in New Zealand!Originally posted by Zippy View PostWhat was your answer?
I had always wanted to climb it and took me years to get good enough to be able to tackle it! Even then I wanted to give up and only managed it because of my own personal drive and the great team around me!
How about you!Comment
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