Friday: Be nice to Suity day

[suityou01]

Hang on he's on 300% capacity. Don't distract him or the economy of the West will implode
.

You're lucky that made me larf.

Now knob off

[MarillionFan]

Come here fella. Puts arm around Suitys shoulder.

Look Suity. Some of the lads & lasses have noticed a change in you recently. They think you've become a little hard, a little less approachable, not so carefree. There has been a few complaints, a few PMs flying backwards and forwards.

I for one like the new Suity. Rough, tough, speaks his mind. It shows you're becoming a man my boy!

But you've upset a few posters recently. Milan is scared to post, Churchy has cut make lest your sparkling wit and roughty/toughty posting upset his sensitivities, Minestrone & Sasguru have withered in your might. No-one has even seen Zippy and well Mary, enough said about her.

I think you're putting on a brave face to be honest Suity. I think your bravado is a little misplaced and I think you may be hurting inside.

No, no it's OK Suity. You can cry. Let it out man, let it out. Come here(squeeze)

[suityou01]

Come here fella. Puts arm around Suitys shoulder.

Look Suity. Some of the lads & lasses have noticed a change in you recently. They think you've become a little hard, a little less approachable, not so carefree. There has been a few complaints, a few PMs flying backwards and forwards.

I for one like the new Suity. Rough, tough, speaks his mind. It shows you're becoming a man my boy!

But you've upset a few posters recently. Milan is scared to post, Churchy has cut make lest your sparkling wit and roughty/toughty posting upset his sensitivities, Minestrone & Sasguru have withered in your might. No-one has even seen Zippy and well Mary, enough said about her.

I think you're putting on a brave face to be honest Suity. I think your bravado is a little misplaced and I think you may be hurting inside.

No, no it's OK Suity. You can cry. Let it out man, let it out. Come here(squeeze)

Please can you stop prodding me with that. What is that, a canoe in your pocket.

[MarillionFan]

I just think everyone should be super duper nice to Suity. Super sweet and nice. Sugary sweet. Really nice.

[suityou01]

I just think everyone should be super duper nice to Suity. Super sweet and nice. Sugary sweet. Really nice.

<Sniff>

You mean you all, really like me? <sniff>
My ...... friends?

[Mich the Tester]

<Sniff>

You mean you all, really like me? <sniff>
My ...... friends?

Oh pull yourself together and stop blubbing like a sniffling little squit who's been sent to detention.

[MarillionFan]

Oh pull yourself together and stop blubbing like a sniffling little squit who's been sent to detention.

No be supportive, give him a hug. You've got to get all his defenses down first.

Whoops.

[Mich the Tester]

No be supportive, give him a hug. You've got to get all his defenses down first.

Whoops.

Now listen up and listen well; the British Empire wasn't built by group hugs! It was built by strong, masculine chaps who played with a straight bat and didn't cry to mummy when they were gang raped by the warriors of the Biggadongo tribe. Oh no, they were grateful for being made into men!

There's too much sentimental blubbing around here and it has to end!

[MarillionFan]

Now listen up and listen well; the British Empire wasn't built by group hugs! It was built by strong, masculine chaps who played with a straight bat and didn't cry to mummy when they were gang raped by the warriors of the Biggadongo tribe. Oh no, they were grateful for being made into men!

There's too much sentimental blubbing around here and it has to end!

Carruthers. We've been over this. I didn't know it was you when i came into your tent and got into your bunk.

I heard a noise and went out to investigate. While wondering around the jungle i got my trousers stuck on a large spikey cactus and had to remove them. While coming back to
camp I was attacked by a lion, which i fought off bare handed in just under an hour. It of course shredded the rest of my clothes and left me breathless to whit I then in my exhausted and naked state entered your tent by mistake. In the dark i got into my bunk and in the gloom noticed a large tarantualla about to bite my Johnson. So frantically and out of breath I started to brush my hand vigorously at my groinal area, which is when you woke up, turned on the light and asked what the bloody he'll I was doing!

[suityou01]

Carruthers. We've been over this. I didn't know it was you when i came into your tent and got into your bunk.

I heard a noise and went out to investigate. While wondering around the jungle i got my trousers stuck on a large spikey cactus and had to remove them. While coming back to
camp I was attacked by a lion, which i fought off bare handed in just under an hour. It of course shredded the rest of my clothes and left me breathless to whit I then in my exhausted and naked state entered your tent by mistake. In the dark i got into my bunk and in the gloom noticed a large tarantualla about to bite my Johnson. So frantically and out of breath I started to brush my hand vigorously at my groinal area, which is when you woke up, turned on the light and asked what the bloody he'll I was doing!