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You're a glutton for punishment, you.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I've got a pwning then. How about 1:30?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostCan I pencil in a fist fight with you at 12:45? Got lunch at 12ish.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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ftfyOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostI'm hiding in the toilet cubicle at 1.00 from my colleagues. How about 1:30?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Ok. I've got a meeting at 13:45, so that gives me fourteen minutes to prepare once I've battered you.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI've got a pwning then. How about 1:30?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Won't be me. I had my tear ducts removed at the same time as my heart and part of the brain that controls restraint.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYou're a glutton for punishment, you.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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There's other ways to cry MFOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostWon't be me. I had my tear ducts removed at the same time as my heart and part of the brain that controls restraint.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Are you that bird from Misery?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostThere's other ways to cry MFWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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