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Originally posted by AtW View PostI am sitting next to this guy.
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Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostBefore he can take that USB cable out of his ear, somebody has to right-click System Tray | Safely Remove Hardware."Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Originally posted by norrahe View Posta conspiracy theorist and sees anyone not consulting him before taking to his developer mates as an affront and something evil is being plotted so he must raise hell against itComment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostThe guy sitting diagonally opposite me looks very much like Uncle Fester. Any interesting individuals in your direct surroundings?
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostWe've got a Gimli too - he's quite sweet though.
Then there's the woman who turned up on Monday with Weetabix down her jumper. Half way through the morning she realised, so removed the offending garment to reveal her blouse on inside out. Oh. That was me...
I showed my bum to half the office without realising, so don't feel too bad. I hope you brazened the inside out top and pretended it was meant to be like that.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
I showed my bum to half the office without realising, so don't feel too bad. I hope you brazened the inside out top and pretended it was meant to be like that.Comment
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostOoh, a story there
I think I even admitted to the fact that as my tights were too baggy, I was wearing a second pair of pants, over the top of my tights. Full size purple pants. Lots of people suggested stockings, as if I have time for that sort of malarky.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI think I posted about it - open plan office with small kitchen at one end. Came from loo and went straight to fridge. Bent down for milk, made tea, a lady I didn't know told me haltingly that my skirt was tucked into my kecks.
I think I even admitted to the fact that as my tights were too baggy, I was wearing a second pair of pants, over the top of my tights. Full size purple pants. Lots of people suggested stockings, as if I have time for that sort of malarky.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI showed my bum to half the office without realising, so don't feel too bad.
I didn't mean to.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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