Characters in your office

[amcdonald]

I am sitting next to this guy.

Developers! Developers! Developers!

[thunderlizard]

I am sitting next to this guy.

Before he can take that USB cable out of his ear, somebody has to right-click System Tray | Safely Remove Hardware.

[Jog On]

Before he can take that USB cable out of his ear, somebody has to right-click System Tray | Safely Remove Hardware.

That's a lesson I had to learn the hard way... "It'll never happen to me - I'm different" I thought. Was I taken down a peg or 2 that day!

[Platypus]

a conspiracy theorist and sees anyone not consulting him before taking to his developer mates as an affront and something evil is being plotted so he must raise hell against it

I've worked with one of those

[Pogle]

The guy sitting diagonally opposite me looks very much like Uncle Fester. Any interesting individuals in your direct surroundings?

Sweetie, that's a mirror.....

[MaryPoppins]

We've got a Gimli too - he's quite sweet though.

Then there's the woman who turned up on Monday with Weetabix down her jumper. Half way through the morning she realised, so removed the offending garment to reveal her blouse on inside out. Oh. That was me...

I showed my bum to half the office without realising, so don't feel too bad. I hope you brazened the inside out top and pretended it was meant to be like that.

[Cliphead]

I showed my bum to half the office without realising, so don't feel too bad. I hope you brazened the inside out top and pretended it was meant to be like that.

Ooh, a story there

[MaryPoppins]

Ooh, a story there

I think I posted about it - open plan office with small kitchen at one end. Came from loo and went straight to fridge. Bent down for milk, made tea, a lady I didn't know told me haltingly that my skirt was tucked into my kecks.

I think I even admitted to the fact that as my tights were too baggy, I was wearing a second pair of pants, over the top of my tights. Full size purple pants. Lots of people suggested stockings, as if I have time for that sort of malarky.

[Cliphead]

I think I posted about it - open plan office with small kitchen at one end. Came from loo and went straight to fridge. Bent down for milk, made tea, a lady I didn't know told me haltingly that my skirt was tucked into my kecks.

I think I even admitted to the fact that as my tights were too baggy, I was wearing a second pair of pants, over the top of my tights. Full size purple pants. Lots of people suggested stockings, as if I have time for that sort of malarky.

[RichardCranium]

I showed my bum to half the office without realising, so don't feel too bad.

I once showed my willy to the office.

I didn't mean to.