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Ah Pike, your name iz alzo on ze list.Originally posted by Wodewick View PostHTH
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Trainspotting, and not the Glaswegian kind. I'm just waiting for Twitboy to turn up and regale us with tales of while out twitching and spotting the Black-legged Kittiwake or a Slaty-backed Gull...Last edited by cojak; Today at 18:03. Reason: No, I don't know what grising is either...“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Different machines (virtual or otherwise). For extra safety I'd use different browsers and I were being ultra-cautious I'd probably log in via a different IP address.Originally posted by Wodewick View Post18:28
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C'mon then Skidders: If I am Suity - How did I do that?
C'mon then BottyWipe: If I am Skidders - How did I do that?+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
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Skidders & BottyWipe!! Both you??Originally posted by Zippy View PostDifferent machines (virtual or otherwise). For extra safety I'd use different browsers and I were being ultra-cautious I'd probably log in via a different IP address.

Not me though, I know you are not me!!Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
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You'd expect an IT contractor to know this stuff though Zips.Originally posted by Zippy View PostDifferent machines (virtual or otherwise). For extra safety I'd use different browsers and I were being ultra-cautious I'd probably log in via a different IP address.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I might expect a techie to know nuts and bolt stuff like that.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostYou'd expect an IT contractor to know this stuff though Zips.
However its a long long time since I was techie! I could probably write a menu system in a DOS batch file but not this new fangled stuff
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I couldn't!Originally posted by Wodewick View PostI might expect a techie to know nuts and bolt stuff like that.
However its a long long time since I was techie! I could probably write a menu system in a DOS batch file but not this new fangled stuff
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Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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