I think the problem is that the leg bone connected to the knee bone, and the knee bone connected to the thigh bone, and the thigh bone connected to the hip bone. With the hip bone connected to the back bone, and the back bone connected to the neck bone, and the neck bone connected to the head bone, Oh those bones, oh those bones, oh those skeleton bones.
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostI think the problem is that the leg bone connected to the knee bone, and the knee bone connected to the thigh bone, and the thigh bone connected to the hip bone. With the hip bone connected to the back bone, and the back bone connected to the neck bone, and the neck bone connected to the head bone,
Bloody idiots.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostSitting at the desk in my hotel room last night I went to get up and had a slight twinge in my knee, nothing too painful but it was there. I didn't think much of it and walking was fine. At about 1:00am I started to get some severe pain in the knee and couldn't straighten my leg out nor put it in certain positions, couldn't even put any weight on it! All I could do was lie on one side with it bent up. After a couple of hours of dozing it seemed to get better and could slowly begin to straighten it but there was still an ache there. At least I could stand and walk on it which meant I could go to work to continue the ancient contractors adage of 'no sickies.' However it is still a bit painful and standing up has to be done a bit slower than normal. I'm just wondering what it is, the pain (ache) is basically now only at the front bottom of the kneecap and there doesn't seem to be any swelling nor does it hurt to prod it although the leg below the kneecap feels like the muscles are a bit stiff which is probably due to having it bent up all night. Hopefully nothing serious but getting to a doctor is a bit difficult.
To cap it all, it snowed overnight and I've got rather slippery shoes on making walking difficult...You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.Comment
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Could be gout.
No, seriously.
It could be gout.
Apparently there are two sorts of pills for it, but the one that works best needs to be taken forever. See a doctor and look to change your diet... With a proper change in diet you don't need the pills, but Ibuprofen is OK to relieve the swelling. Do NOT overdo it on the Ibuprofen - that stuff causes other problems when taken long term.
Lentils are bad.
Baked beans are bad.
Soya ain't good. Yippee, an excuse!
Bouillon is definitely bad.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Go and see a physio.
Oh and ignore all advice from the would be athletes on contractor forums or you'll really **** up your knees.Comment
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My Uncle had bad knee pain in the night.
He died two weeks later.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostGo and see a physio.
Oh and ignore all advice from the would be athletes on contractor forums or you'll really **** up your knees.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostGetting older + poor fitness + bad diet = buggered knees
(1) Here in Germany instead of going to see your GP who will then make an appointment with a specialist you just make an appointment with the specialist of your choice. The surgery will also be equipped with all the equipment required, even CAT scanners if you go to a neurological specialist.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by BlasterBates View PostMost programmer's muscles have almost completely wasted away have barely the strength to do very gentle movements. A violent movement such as getting up from a swivel chair could just be the last straw.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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