If you ever get the chance to meet me I'll tell you the story of The Dungeon, the Dominatrix and the Dinner Party. It's never to be published.
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EO! You grubby little git
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Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostEO! You grubby little git
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How many have finished the deed to find the damned condom is nothing more than a ring around the base?Comment
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostHow many have finished the deed to find the damned condom is nothing more than a ring around the base?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostZero. I tend to avoid vaginas with teeth.Comment
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Once, I was boning this married woman in London. Her hubby was a big rugby player.
Anyways he comes home unexpectedly, and I dives out of the window, totally starkers. Luckily the London marathon was on, and I mingled with a group who were running in fancy dress.
A guy running as a banana, looks me up and down, then looks at me saus, limp with a baggy condom still attached. He raised a questioning eyebrow
'Well, it was raining when I came out this morning'
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostHow many have finished the deed to find the damned condom is nothing more than a ring around the base?(\__/)
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostOnce, I was boning this married woman in London. Her hubby was a big rugby player.
Anyways he comes home unexpectedly, and I dives out of the window, totally starkers. Luckily the London marathon was on, and I mingled with a group who were running in fancy dress.
A guy running as a banana, looks me up and down, then looks at me saus, limp with a baggy condom still attached. He raised a questioning eyebrow
'Well, it was raining when I came out this morning'
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostHow many have finished the deed to find the damned condom is nothing more than a ring around the base?+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012Comment
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