Having a crap day.

[lilelvis2000]

I suppose in hindsight its a good thing you didn't move to west yorks.

[thunderlizard]

Also got a suicide fax sent to the wrong extension from some poor sod in another work area who cannot take any more of the company.

"count our blessings" time

[MaryPoppins]

What on earth is a suicide fax?

Who sends FAXES these days?

[lilelvis2000]

The court service seems to not have modernised at all. Wife sends about 400 pages of faxes each month to the courts. Where we have modernised is that we use a e-mail based fax system.

[Old Greg]

The court service seems to not have modernised at all. Wife sends about 400 pages of faxes each month to the courts. Where we have modernised is that we use a e-mail based fax system.

Still breaching the restraint order, are we?

[lilelvis2000]

Still breaching the restraint order, are we?

If I am, the wife ain't complaining.....in bed. *rim shot*

[amcdonald]

Shouldn't the thread be titled "Having a piss day"

[BA to the Stars]

Poor old Wilmslow - I seem to recall someone urinating on his shoes in the past

[thunderlizard]

At previous ClientCo, the automated urinal flush very nearly fills the urinal. If you are having a pee when it starts, it WILL overflow.

So you find yourself standing there thinking "It'll stop, and I can't. Surely it'll stop. It can't carry on. Well I can't stop" and then your shoes are wet.

I have experienced that arrangement too. I quite enjoyed the battle of their plumbing against, um, mine. Should I wee faster so I finish before it fills up? Should I wee slower so it's less likely to fill up before I've finished?