So sasguru you have been on the planet more than 40 years. What do you have to show for it ?
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"fingers like lightning" eh jabberwocky?
Pity you don't have the intellect to match.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by JabberwockyThe problem with the obvious elite is that they are obvious but not elite. They just think they are.
Give me young supple pliable flesh, over the rotting stench that emanates from most over 40s. They fart, they belch, they sweat in buckets. Their appearance is old-fashioned, their minds are closed.
They smell, they think they are funny, they make no effort. They are old tired flesh and they think experience is king. Experience of what ? Doing nothing for the last 20 years.
Everyone over 40 should die - that is the way the human body was designed.
After that it is just not worth keeping the old banger going.Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by JabberwockyThe problem with the obvious elite is that they are obvious but not elite. They just think they are.
Give me young supple pliable flesh, over the rotting stench that emanates from most over 40s. They fart, they belch, they sweat in buckets. Their appearance is old-fashioned, their minds are closed.
They smell, they think they are funny, they make no effort. They are old tired flesh and they think experience is king. Experience of what ? Doing nothing for the last 20 years.
Everyone over 40 should die - that is the way the human body was designed.
After that it is just not worth keeping the old banger going.
Still better at what I do by a long chalk than the kids. I dress better and have actualy got a life to boot.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Originally posted by JabberwockySo sasguru you have been on the planet more than 40 years. What do you have to show for it ?Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy"fingers like lightning" eh jabberwocky?
Pity you don't have the intellect to match.
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Originally posted by DodgyAgentThe troll has a point. A little extreme maybe, but he certainly has a point.Comment
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Originally posted by FungusOoops. Intellect is far too long a word for his tiny mind to understand.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by FungusNo he/she doesn't. Im my experience younger people are more likely to suffer from "personal hygiene issues". Apart from Butthead at the desk next to mine. He's broken his collar bone. Ha ha ha. His holiday snaps (skiing) consisted of his X-rays. Ha ha ha.
The over 40 male contractor smells of p*ss, and spends most of the morning chucking up in the bogs. The over 40 female contractor can only be found in zoos.Comment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgentThe troll has a point. A little extreme maybe, but he certainly has a point.I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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