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It hurts. hurts like hell.

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    #11
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    1 Take off your shoes and socks.
    2 Put your foot next to the doorway with your little toe just over the edge of the doorway.
    3 Slam the door.

    HTH
    Repeat with your dinkle if the toe hurts too much.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #12
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Repeat with your dinkle if the toe hurts too much.
      I saw this and thought of you.



      ( I had to look 'dinkle' up in Google... )
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #13
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Repeat with your dinkle if the toe hurts too much.
        I had a childcare book once. In the first aid section, there was an entry for "penis caught in zip." Ouch. (I imagine.)

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          #14
          Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
          I had a childcare book once. In the first aid section, there was an entry for "penis caught in zip." Ouch. (I imagine.)
          dinkle
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            1 Take off your shoes and socks.
            2 Put your foot next to the doorway with your little toe just over the edge of the doorway.
            3 Slam the door.

            HTH
            Is this the voice of experience?

            Last time I clouted my little toe, I'm sure I broke it. It was painful for days and days.

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              #16
              Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
              I had a childcare book once. In the first aid section, there was an entry for "penis caught in zip." Ouch. (I imagine.)
              <Ugly Bulldog Character>
              Oh Yes!
              </UBC>

              <Shudder at memory>
              Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
              Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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