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The Etymology of Berries

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    #21
    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    WHS

    And WTF is



    all about?
    He was probably having a five-fingered shuffle or "Doing the Wilmslow" as it's become known.

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      #22
      Hey Churchie

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        #23
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        He was probably having a five-fingered shuffle or "Doing the Wilmslow" as it's become known.
        My money's on a liquid lunch.
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          #24
          Originally posted by gricerboy View Post
          Hey Churchie
          Hello Threaded.

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            #25
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            my dangleberries are usually round, so their may be something in that. not sure where the seeds are though. miles away, if theyve got any sense.



            If a dangleberry were to contain a seed, would that qualify it as a fruit?
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              #26
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

              If a dangleberry were to contain a seed, would that qualify it as a fruit?
              If you sat in a compost heap for two weeks, yes.
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                #27
                Originally posted by gricerboy View Post
                Had a fascinating conversation with a fellow traveller this morning, in fact it was such an engaging discussion that I nearly forgot to get out at Salisbury.

                The topic of our discourse was what qualifies a fruit to be a berry?

                We're all familiar with common edible berries that we buy from Waitrose, such as strawberries and raspberries, but why are these called berries and grapes, for example, are not?

                Owing to our conversation being curtailed by the train arriving at my destination, we never satisfactorily concluded our debate but I believe we were on the cusp of a reasonable hypothesis, to wit:

                To qualify as a berry the fruit must be rotund in its morphology and its dimensions must lie within certain parameters.

                This clears up our grape as it is not round and nobody can postulate that an apple is a berry as the magnitude of its dimensions exceeds certain bounds.

                This does, however, leave the awkward question of the raspberry/strawberry axis.
                In my mind they are incorrectly deemed to be berries. This is not unusual in the world of edible produce; indeed the strawberry isn't a true fruit as its seeds are not contained within the carpel. Furthermore , why is a tomato considered a vegetable when it us a fruit?

                These anomalies aside, I believe our definition is a true scientific definition of a berry. I can't wait until tomorrow when we get to discuss the size constraints in qualification to be a berry!
                Would I be opening a Pandora's box if I were to bring currants into the fray?

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by wurzel View Post
                  Would I be opening a Pandora's box if I were to bring currants into the fray?
                  no, a currant is just a dried up shrivelled old grape, we call them sagurus in my house.

                  I think a prune is a dried up shrivelled old plum, and I'm not sure what a dried up shrivelled old politician is called



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                    #29
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    no, a currant is just a dried up shrivelled old grape, we call them sagurus in my house.

                    I think a prune is a dried up shrivelled old plum, and I'm not sure what a dried up shrivelled old politician is called



                    Blackcurrants? Redcurrants? Let's not go there.

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