Chico, I was wondering, wondering at the awe and majesty of your God. I was really overcome. Fortunately, I managed to mop up with a nearby bog roll.
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Oh! That'll be old Freddy Fibonacci then?Originally posted by threadedWell, there's a security guru contractor called, (erm it's the name of a mathematical series most people meet first), he always impresses me when we work together. Then there're a few Java contractors, ones a black belt and reads this board regular (so I have to say that don't I). There's a female project manager at Deutsche, she's fantastic. Oh, and another one a Lambert-Fenchurch.
Java contractors? And BLACK BELTS no less! Didn't know they had BLACK BELTS at Java. Thought that was JUDO - a much better language.
Well, I bet they'd easily beat up poor old procedural programmers like me.
Honestly Threaded - you are such a BIG HITTER!
BTW - what's a "Lambert-Fenchurch" if it isn't rude to ask.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Now now Bogeyman!Originally posted by bogeyman
Honestly Threaded - you are such a BULL s HITTER!
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