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Minor things that really piss you off !
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostOffensive dogheads.Originally posted by Churchill View PostPeople who don't know when to give up.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by Gibbon View PostI'm thankful that they open the doors to the unfaithful so we can look at the art inside, to this end I always leave an offering.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostPeople who don't know when to give up.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostPremature quitters.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostLazy bastards who should get off their arse and get a job.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostIdle bastards who should stop posting on the 'net and get on with their work.Comment
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When you go to the bog and the people who fill up the bog roll dispensers and paper towel dispensers pack them so tightly that you can't get anything out without it shredding. Then when you do get some out you end up with a big wad of the stuff, negating the whole point of packing it super tight in the first place!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Teabags with strings because they make stirring the tea impossible.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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When the bread is soft but the butter is hard and the bread gets torn.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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