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Minor things that really piss you off !
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I see, this explains it all. As you were....Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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As a contractor, why not join it, but talk about outrageously expensive gifts that you're waiting for, e.g. tickets for a world cruise, deeds for that bijou residence in Monaco, a £5000 watch ...Originally posted by wobbegong View PostIn addition to the above, something trivial that really pi$$es me off is the group of three women standing 3 yards from my desk, itemising every Christmas present that they've bought for each relative and the delivery status of the same.Comment
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f**k off back to your public sector jobOriginally posted by TestMangler View PostAbsolutely nowt. I'm scottish. Every phrase needs a **** in it. It's like a semi colon to us.Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Postf**k off back to your public sector job



Very good. I've never done public sector in my life. I'm currently in your country, taking your jobs etc etc etc
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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IN!Originally posted by Platypus View PostAs a contractor, why not join it, but talk about outrageously expensive gifts that you're waiting for, e.g. tickets for a world cruise, deeds for that bijou residence in Monaco, a £5000 watch ...
Not it.
IN!!!!!



Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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They all say thatOriginally posted by TestMangler View Post



Very good. I've never done public sector in my life. I'm currently in your country, taking your jobs etc etc etc
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Baaaaaastaaaaaaaard!!!!!Originally posted by Platypus View PostThe totally poor standard of English among the general populace is frightening.
I can see why it gets on you're goat. Their annoying, are'nt they?
The morons who use there instead of their and they're
The use of your when you're is appropriate
I may have mentioned these issues once or twice in the past, they send me bonkers!
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You haven't halfOriginally posted by TykeMerc View PostBaaaaaastaaaaaaaard!!!!!
The morons who use there instead of their and they're
The use of your when you're is appropriate
I may have mentioned these issues once or twice in the past, they send me bonkers!



Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Well done for littering your spelling rant with spelling, gammatical and logical errors of your own, in keeping with established CUK tradition.Originally posted by TestMangler View PostI have two pet hates (however silly they may be).....
1. People who use the word 'draw' instead of 'drawer'. Someone said on a thread recently, they had a 'draw full of user ids'. No you ******* don't. It's a drawer !!
2. A bloke here at clientco uses the word 'pacific' constantly instead of 'specific'. He says things (ususally at meetings), like, "There's a couple of pacific things we need to discuss)
Both of the above make my ******* blood boil
Anyone else get upset by things they really shouldn't ????Comment
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