Nose Hair & White Eyebrows!!!

[MaryPoppins]

Wow! I didn't know MP was your MIL.

Shut it Dr Shipman.

I can't work out if you're a v immature 60 yr old, or a prematurely greying 20 yr old.

[EternalOptimist]

I'm sure I read somewhere that till the day you die, your ears and nose keep growing whereas most other things stop.
You would imagine that really old people would look like Goblins towards the end. And as an illustration of said theory, here is a piccy of my 71-year old MIL.

i would.



just call me 'no scrupes'

[shaunbhoy]

I can't work out if you're a v immature 60 yr old, or a prematurely greying 20 yr old.

If you go to the Chrimbo Bash you will find out for yourself MP. Here is a piccy I took of MF when we met in the summer, just so you can pick him out from the crowd. Mind you, he did say he had let himself go a bit since then.............

[MaryPoppins]

If you go to the Chrimbo Bash you will find out for yourself MP. Here is a piccy I took of MF when we met in the summer, just so you can pick him out from the crowd. Mind you, he did say he had let himself go a bit since then.............

No Crimbo bash for me I'm afraid.

Edit: Just looked at pic. Might now consider Crimbo bash.

[EternalOptimist]

mf, is that you. ??

my long lost twin.

hows it going sumo ?

[MarillionFan]

If you go to the Chrimbo Bash you will find out for yourself MP. Here is a piccy I took of MF when we met in the summer, just so you can pick him out from the crowd. Mind you, he did say he had let himself go a bit since then.............

I don't have a beard.

[Spacecadet]

I don't have a beard.

it might have moved x number of chins away from your mouth since you last checked

[aussielong]

I have noticed that I am getting more and more white eyebrows and long nosehairs.

What the hell is that all about? What are you supposed to do with them? Pull them? Cut them? Trim them???

Is there such a thing as eyebrow colourer?

Don't pull the nose ones out, they get thicker! Someone in work bought me a nasal hair trimmer for Xmas - sick of seeing me yanking them out.

The barber trims my eye brows when I get a hair cut - he doesn't style them like a Japanese fashionista - he just trims the wild edges.

[FiveTimes]

run the clippers over the eyebrows on a #2 setting.

but pulling the odd grey nasal hair until you sneeze is a magic feeling

[Wodewick]

run the clippers over the eyebrows on a #2 setting.

Make bloody sure to reset the trimmers from the -1 setting you use for tidying up the edges of the crop - or else you end up with 1 totally gone eyebrow before you know it and face the dreaded question:
"What makes me look less of a Nob. A single shaved eyebrow or two??"