Cameron Loses 2018 World Cup Vote For England

[PerlOfWisdom]

I am still blaming Gordon Brown for everything. In a few years I may stop.

No, it's all Maggie's fault.

[hyperD]

Xogg's right, there's only one person to blame:



The Curse of Jonah

[MarillionFan]

Labour party are demanding an inquiry into why we lost. I'd imagine Cameron/Windsor/Beckham didn't lose on purpose?

Well with Babs on board it should have been in the bag!

[Scrag Meister]

I blame the BBC for airing that FIFA Panorama show the other night, a couple of days before the vote.

[Mich the Tester]

It's an Etonian conspiracy to keep the plebs out, I tell you. Once Dave and Wills had got together, the whole thing was sealed. Niether would really want the unwashed to enjoy their football.

[Paddy]

Putin did not turn up for the final vote. He knew that Russia would win by sending a load of hotties to pursued the voters. Hotties v politicians; no contest

[Mich the Tester]

Would I be alone in representing the Celtic fringe & saying

I am not of the Celtic fringe, but nevertheless delighted that neither Britain nor Holland will suffer the scourge of international chavdom.

[TestMangler]

This was all arranged years ago. England still has outstanding debts to pay to Russia (football wise).

I predict that Russia will win the final due to a dodgy decision from an English linesman.



P.S. England lost because no one worldwide actually likes english people

[Sysman]

I am still blaming Gordon Brown for everything. In a few years I may stop.

Why stop?

[ThomasSoerensen]

I guess you can show what FIFA is missing out on when you host the Olympics.

You did a great job with that logo