Smoking Ban

[OwlHoot]

You bloody fascist!

You make me ashamed to be Irish.

You'll be banning Guiness in bars next, I suppose.

Give it time - In twenty years or less, if ID cards come in, they'll be able to do all kinds of "smart" rationing of anything deemed unhealthy, maybe prohibiting individuals from purchasing more than 2 units of alcohol a week say, and I wouldn't rely on teetotallers to buy it on your behalf, as they won't want their health insurance premiums suddenly upped when the big brother computer notices the alcohol purchases on their card!

The thing to remember is that health campaigners will NEVER STOP - As soon as they've notched up one "success", they're on to the next thing. It has to be that way, otherwise they'd realize how pointless their wretched little lives have suddenly become.

[Fungus]

>I could drink tragic little tools like you under the table without even needing to go for a wazz

So you were the sad old fecker sitting in the corner smelling of stale piss. Next time, just go to the bog like everyone else.

Just think. When pubs are smoke free everyone will be surprised to discover that half the regulars stink of stale piss and body odour.