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Small Heart Attack: Monday Links Will Be Delayed
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...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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No... the surgeons borrowed it:Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSurely you're updating that while lying on the table?
Hope you're rested and fully recovered soon, NF!Comment
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Oh blimey Nick, that's scary. Glad you were well looked after, get well v soon.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
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Sounds like you've pushed yourself too hard, Nick, one way or another, or else let the Cholesterol get the better of you.
I'd cut back on strong coffee too, as that can stimulate the liver to release cholesterol, which will fur up your arteries like an old kettle.
Anyway, get well soon, and if you're wired up to anything be careful what plugs you pull out of the wall to fire up your lappie/Mac.
P.S. Oh and Minestrone, about the NHS - Bollocks!Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Get well soon Nick - hope to see you back in fine fettle soon
I have a script that rotates through a txt file of (lots of) tweets while I'm otherwise engaged. I'm really fun to followOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostSo where's your Twitter account Nick? Surely you're updating that while lying on the table?
"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Best wishes for a speedy recovery Nick.
(Don't worry, we'll play nicely.)Comment
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OI !
Having a dicky ticker is my job.
How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%
"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - AesopComment
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FTFYOriginally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostOI !
Having a dicky tickler is my job.
The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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