You shouldn't, but would you?

[fckvwls]

Never seen anyone this ugly with only one head before!!

Are you saying you would though?

[shaunbhoy]

Are you saying you would though?

Not even with AtW's!!

[Zippy]

I shall halt this mysogenistic theme and offer one for the laydees

[norrahe]

At least this guy can cook

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/m...e_1381997c.jpg

[shaunbhoy]

I shall halt this mysogenistic theme and offer one for the laydees

And another one for you girlies to go all goooey over!

[norrahe]

And another one for you girlies to go all goooey over!

Phwoah! Well sexy like

[wobbegong]

The moral of the story is - don't pluck your eyebrows or you'll end up looking like Ming the Merciless.
Her face is actually quite attractive. It's the rest of her that's the problem.

I want you to think about what you've said, and then retract it with a carefully worded apology.

[Zippy]

I want you to think about what you've said, and then retract it with a carefully worded apology.

Bwwwaaaahhhhaaaaahhhhaaaaaa.

Sorry.

[wobbegong]

Bwwwaaaahhhhaaaaahhhhaaaaaa.

Sorry.

At this time of night, I can see that'll have to do, so 'accepted'. NEVER mention the ginger Beelzebub again. OK?

[MaryPoppins]

Terribly sorry. I will stick with Tommy Lee Jones then. I'd do some filthy stuff to him; which is probably slightly wrong given he's old enough to be my Grandad.

How embarrassing. I got the wrong person - I knew the pic didn't look right. I meant Billy Bob Thornton.