You shouldn't, but would you?

[Mich the Tester]

Very, very low standards it seems. Some CUK posters might stand a chance with them.

Maybe they're the kind of respectable middle class females who say 'humour is more important than appearance' and such guff, while secretly bonking the personal trainer they're paying out of their fat ugly husband's salary.

[MaryPoppins]

Maybe they're the kind of respectable middle class females who say 'humour is more important than appearance' and such guff, while secretly bonking the personal trainer they're paying out of their fat ugly husband's salary.

That ain't guff, not in my book anyway

[Mich the Tester]

That ain't guff, not in my book anyway

So who's paying for your personal trainer?

[MaryPoppins]

So who's paying for your personal trainer?

I don't need one darling. I'd rather just stay at home with my fat, ugly, funny husband.

[wobbegong]

I don't need one darling. I'd rather just stay at home with my fat, ugly, funny husband.

Thanks. What's for tea BTW?

[markmm]

I don't need one darling. I'd rather just stay at home with my fat, ugly, funny husband.

You are married to SuitsYou? No wait he's not funny, sorry ignore me.

[MaryPoppins]

Thanks. What's for tea BTW?

Roast chicken pizza Ok?

[MaryPoppins]

You are married to SuitsYou? No wait he's not funny, sorry ignore me.

My first time using that one, just for you. Div.

[wobbegong]

Roast chicken pizza Ok?

Black olives?

[markmm]

My first time using that one, just for you. Div.

Something wrong with the forum software it keeps leaving the Div tag on your posts.