Scumbag Cyclists

[shaunbhoy]

A working one?

A desperate Scummers helpdesk jockey with delusions of adequacy, and a poor grasp of his native tongue.
Oh..............and no car!


HTH

[BdP]

Why not get on the 1st class carriage thus avoiding the need to walk passed said cycles?

HTH

Good point, however, the train was in the "wrong formation", thus resulting in me having to push past wage-slave commuters and sub-normal kids in colourful clothes with their toys with them.

Complaint made to SWT.

[BdP]

A desperate Scummers helpdesk jockey with delusions of adequacy, and a poor grasp of his native tongue.
Oh..............and no car!


HTH

Haven't you some pigs to shag?

[TimberWolf]

Sinclair has a solution:



I thought the solution someone posted last time this came up (about a week ago) had legs. Park a bike in or near each train station. Course the bike would probably get nicked, or if parked in the station incur train fare like costs.

[shaunbhoy]

Haven't you some pigs to shag?

Not until I next visit your house.

[BdP]

Not until I next visit your house.

Which one?

[shaunbhoy]

Good point, however, the train was in the "wrong formation"

Oh yes, all those different doors can be very confusing. You would think they might stencil something on the outside of the trains?...............oh.......hang on................DOH!!

[sasguru]

In all fairness, you are not really what "First Class" is all about. Would you not be better hanging onto the outside of the train like "your caste" do in India?

To be fair he has a point, bdp. You're not quite top drawer, are you? You can always tell the non-U wannabes.

[BdP]

Oh yes, all those different doors can be very confusing. You would think they might stencil something on the outside of the trains?...............oh.......hang on................DOH!!

Nurse! He's out of bed again!

[BdP]

To be fair he has a point, bdp. You're not quite top drawer, are you? You can always tell the non-U wannabes.

What are you wittering on about?