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A Scottish Wedding - Best weekend ever.
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No better is it?Originally posted by BdP View PostVietnam?
Word to the wise, if you are going to engage in a battle of wits, lose the white flag and tool up.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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It also means that there will be lots of drunken photos taken up men's skirts.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostHTH
Your manhood does not shrivel up in the least as kilts are very warm (too bloody warm for summer weddings actually!).
On top of that, most pretty bridesmaids get quite turned on by the sight of a man wearing a kilt. You'd be amazed at how quickly the level of their conversation can stoop to that of a bawdy strumpet. Particularly at weddings when they tend to get all broody, frisky, and drunk!!

Wish I'd bought my kilt before I got married actually.

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Spelling mistake? What are you wittering on about? Get orrrrrfffff maahhhh lannnnd farmer boyOriginally posted by shaunbhoy View PostNo better is it?
battle of wits.Comment
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