Never mind 5 years. I'll be drift into a coma in 5 minutes if you can't think of better questions than that.
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In 5 years I will have become CEO of this company, have increased profits 5000% increased the share price 500% and made it one of the biggest companies in the world. I will also have had many affairs with all your wifes and daughters (provided they are over 20)Comment
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Originally posted by kandr View PostIn 5 years I will have become CEO of this company, have increased profits 5000% increased the share price 500% and made it one of the biggest companies in the world. I will also have had many affairs with all your wifes and daughters (provided they are over 20)Nice oneOriginally posted by kandr View PostNo posting between 11:00 and 11:02?Comment
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What clock? I submitted it at 10:59, remember the Internet isn't instant, by the time it gets into the CUK DB 10 seconds could have passed.Originally posted by minestrone View PostClock says otherwise.Comment
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kandr, which particular place of learning did you attend to learn to make a prat of yourself so comprehensively?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Nice, what was that for?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Postkandr, which particular place of learning did you attend to learn to make a prat of yourself so comprehensively?Comment
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Originally posted by kandr View PostNice, what was that for?
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http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1228110And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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See above post about the inner workings of the Internet. Also see Minestrone's post tagged at 11:00 thus making him look like a first class plonker.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostComment
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