How did You propose ?

[Troll]

I can't believe the amount of people who've done the 'down on one knee' thing

The things you do for a shag eh!

[TestMangler]

She whispered something softly in my ear.

I replied "Oh for **** sake, you're not, are you ?"

[SupremeSpod]

I can't believe the amount of people who've done the 'down on one knee' thing

The things you do for a shag eh!

You're still single then, eh?

[FiveTimes]

Hmmm, double glazing or marriage, you old romantic you.

At the time it was a lot of dosh to spend on a single day and we had a youngish child.

I was quite young and hadn't built up enough funds to have a proper wedding day.

We wouldn't change a single thing about it. It was a great day and still happy.

[Troll]

You're still single then, eh?

Nope - just don't need to do clichéd stuff to keep a woman

[CheeseSlice]

then I produced a gold band, I had written the elvish runes from LOTTR on a bit of paper and glued them inside the band

That reminds me of an episode of Mock the Week I saw where Russell Howard says something like:

I love my girlfriend a lot. But every time we go past a jewellery shop she turns into Gollum. I drag her away and she scowls "I need it".

[kandr]

Comon guys, I'd imagine for a lot of you, the proposal was putting your card details into Mail Order Brides, Russian Brides

[CheeseSlice]

I think Kandr has a Russian bride

[oracleslave]

On one knee after having walked to the top of the Drakensberg Amphitheatre

[SupremeSpod]

Nope - just don't need to do clichéd stuff to keep a woman

Nice.