Have you ever been in a proper fight?

[Mich the Tester]

Like, er, not daring to ask someone for petrol?

[Zippy]

Does this count for adult children too? I think not.

The buggers keep coming back eh? Have you tried moving house?

I've only been in one proper fight where someone attacked me outside a club. It was a one-sided affair as he was a lot bigger than me. Other than that I've stepped in to break up fights - successfully.

[EternalOptimist]

1969 -defended mates younger brother - broke my scafoid
1975 - walloped some guy in the pub for swinging the pool cue - no real damage
1976 - drunk kicked out at me as I was walking home - decked him, but I regret it badly
1979 - Two yobs in the pub, half a pint thrown at me -biggest head butting fight ever - they were barred for throwing bottles at me as they ran, which broke the big mirror in the Eden Vale, Bootle
1983 - Barney with some neo nazis in Belgium - they suffered serious sausage burns
1984 - Barney over a bird turned serious - I bit his ear 'ole off
2001 - gyppo in Dartford pulls a knife on me in some birds flat, gobbed him but beat a hasty - knife wounds on my hands
2007 - neighbour has the missus in tears, threatens to take severe action and kill her cat - kicked his back gate in, then his swede
2008 - small party in Manchester, some manc takes a dislike to me - bonged his 'ead with a whisky bottle

[Old Greg]

1969 -defended mates younger brother - broke my scafoid
1975 - walloped some guy in the pub for swinging the pool cue - no real damage
1976 - drunk kicked out at me as I was walking home - decked him, but I regret it badly
1979 - Two yobs in the pub, half a pint thrown at me -biggest head butting fight ever - they were barred for throwing bottles at me as they ran, which broke the big mirror in the Eden Vale, Bootle
1983 - Barney with some neo nazis in Belgium - they suffered serious sausage burns
1984 - Barney over a bird turned serious - I bit his ear 'ole off
2001 - gyppo in Dartford pulls a knife on me in some birds flat, gobbed him but beat a hasty - knife wounds on my hands
2007 - neighbour has the missus in tears, threatens to take severe action and kill her cat - kicked his back gate in, then his swede
2008 - small party in Manchester, some manc takes a dislike to me - bonged his 'ead with a whisky bottle

Kudos to the Arch-Bender.