Making the pub come to me

[AtW]

As long as you don't want to charge for it when it's the local free pub then brill!

Relax, I won't charge you - I'll leave that to your local police unit

[norrahe]

I'll invite everyone (well, some people from here) for a SKA Party one day, after its imminent success and I'll have to upgrade house to something better than stop-gap measure I am planning to take now...

So you'll be buying a mansion in millionaires row in Swindon just down the road from the millionaire dim prawn

[AtW]

So you'll be buying a mansion in millionaires row in Swindon just down the road from the millionaire dim prawn

He moved out sometime last year, I think that affected him mentally, deep inside him he wishes he was back to his simple life in Swindon...

[norrahe]

He moved out sometime last year, I think that affected him mentally, deep inside him he wishes he was back to his simple life in Swindon...

The words "simple" and "Swindon", hmmmmmm

[AtW]

The words "simple" and "Swindon", hmmmmmm

In hindsight I regret putting word "life" in the same sentence with those...

[norrahe]

In hindsight I regret putting word "life" in the same sentence with those...

You won't find anything of the sort there