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Up yer bum!Originally posted by suityou01 View PostJust a thought, how about "Wally with a brolly" for a new custom title.
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Much to my immense disappointment, no.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostPissed again?

I'm very, very tired. We were at the other house today as the removals chaps were there. So we had a very early start and did not get to sit down as I was dismantling things, binning things, packing things for them not to take and so on.
Got home, poured myself a pint from the barrel, realised the reason it had been flat and a bit tart lately is because the cap has split, letting air in.
I poured myself one anyway and it is horrible. It has been in front of me for over an hour and I ache too much to get up and get something else.
But that is all a bit
Once the other house is cleaned (tomorrow) I can get back to sorting out expenses and trying to get my head around the timesheet <--> invoice <--> pay discrepancies.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Genuinely sorry to hear you are a bit glum. I have no idea what the other house is, or why you are moving. I have lost 40 pints due to barrel failure, which is why I mostly bottle.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWoe
If you have any, and like the stuff, I would pour a "two fingers" glass of single malt. This will soothe the aches and pains and get you feeling a bit more human.
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Thank you for theOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostIf you have any, and like the stuff, I would pour a "two fingers" glass of single malt. This will soothe the aches and pains and get you feeling a bit more human.

. I have opened a bottle from the next batch (York Brewery Yorkshire Terrier), it is a little young but it is fine.
I'm not allowed Scotch. I like it and it likes me. I would probably be homeless within months and dead within 2 or 3 years if I started drinking Scotch.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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It doesn't agree with some. I get a bottle now and again as a treat. Usually lasts about a weekOriginally posted by RichardCranium View PostThank you for the
. I have opened a bottle from the next batch (York Brewery Yorkshire Terrier), it is a little young but it is fine.
I'm not allowed Scotch. I like it and it likes me. I would probably be homeless within months and dead within 2 or 3 years if I started drinking Scotch.
Nice hot bath and then bed.
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who wants to live forever ?Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI'm not allowed Scotch. I like it and it likes me. I would probably be homeless within months and dead within 2 or 3 years if I started drinking Scotch.
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(You) queenOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Postwho wants to live forever ?

Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Connor McCloudOriginally posted by suityou01 View Post(You) queen
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