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Here you go, Spod. (Sorry CM..)
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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I am swayed by the face. The massive bazongas sway to and fro.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI just never understand why youse blokes are swayed so easily by a pretty face.
Whats wrong with a massive pair of bazongas ?

HTH.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Don't give the game away CM!Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostI didn't say I was going to delete the f**kers!
Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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mmm, a puzzle.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostDon't give the game away CM!
twins
thats it. twin blonde nympho sisters. it all fits Holmes
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I admire your powers of deductive reasoning.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postmmm, a puzzle.
twins
thats it. twin blonde nympho sisters. it all fits Holmes

However flawed they may be.

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wait Watson....this is a two-pipe puzzleOriginally posted by SupremeSpod View PostI admire your powers of deductive reasoning.
However flawed they may be.
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