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Tried Oysters for the first time this weekend
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostCod or haddock ma´am?
Vimto cordial or Vimto pop?+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostCod or haddock ma´am?
Vimto cordial or Vimto pop?
POP obviously. Don't go cheap on me on a date, it won't get results.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Oysters, seafood - yuck, just underwater bugs. I don't see anyone getting all slobbery over cockroaches, but prawns are just the underwater version.
I thought the first bite is with the eye and Oysters look like something someone just coughed up.
And correct me if I'm wrong, but don't you just swallow them without chewing ? ...... Hmm maybe that's why they purport to have aphrodisiac qualitiesI'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWow, class birds around here. I'll get my wallet. No, actually,I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostOysters, seafood - yuck, just underwater bugs. I don't see anyone getting all slobbery over cockroaches, but prawns are just the underwater version.
I thought the first bite is with the eye and Oysters look like something someone just coughed up.
And correct me if I'm wrong, but don't you just swallow them without chewing ? ...... Hmm maybe that's why they purport to have aphrodisiac qualitiesPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostOysters, seafood - yuck, just underwater bugs. I don't see anyone getting all slobbery over cockroaches, but prawns are just the underwater version.
I thought the first bite is with the eye and Oysters look like something someone just coughed up.
And correct me if I'm wrong, but don't you just swallow them without chewing ? ...... Hmm maybe that's why they purport to have aphrodisiac qualities
But you are right... they look gross.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I was in Paris last year a had a the prestige plateau de fruits de mer at Bofinger and some of the shellfish were still moving around......my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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