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Tried Oysters for the first time this weekend
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Aye, just seen someone walk past my desk and double-take at that pic.Originally posted by d000hg View PostDoes putting NSFW underneath the NSFW image really help?
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It's got to be pop.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostCod or haddock ma´am?
Vimto cordial or Vimto pop?+50 Xeno Geek Points
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As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Cod. I'm posh like that.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostCod or haddock ma´am?
Vimto cordial or Vimto pop?
POP obviously. Don't go cheap on me on a date, it won't get results.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Oysters, seafood - yuck, just underwater bugs. I don't see anyone getting all slobbery over cockroaches, but prawns are just the underwater version.
I thought the first bite is with the eye and Oysters look like something someone just coughed up.
And correct me if I'm wrong, but don't you just swallow them without chewing ? ...... Hmm maybe that's why they purport to have aphrodisiac qualities
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You'd be eaten alive Mich! - and not in the good wayOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWow, class birds around here. I'll get my wallet. No, actually,
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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I'm with you there Pogle, maybe we're just oiks. I think you and RC have hit the nail on the head.Originally posted by Pogle View PostOysters, seafood - yuck, just underwater bugs. I don't see anyone getting all slobbery over cockroaches, but prawns are just the underwater version.
I thought the first bite is with the eye and Oysters look like something someone just coughed up.
And correct me if I'm wrong, but don't you just swallow them without chewing ? ...... Hmm maybe that's why they purport to have aphrodisiac qualities
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Oh JesusOriginally posted by Pogle View PostOysters, seafood - yuck, just underwater bugs. I don't see anyone getting all slobbery over cockroaches, but prawns are just the underwater version.
I thought the first bite is with the eye and Oysters look like something someone just coughed up.
And correct me if I'm wrong, but don't you just swallow them without chewing ? ...... Hmm maybe that's why they purport to have aphrodisiac qualities

But you are right... they look gross.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I was in Paris last year a had a the prestige plateau de fruits de mer at Bofinger and some of the shellfish were still moving around......my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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