BBC Sports Personality Of The Year 2010

[Doggy Styles]

Do they judge you on how you develop a personality?

I'm not sure. Swann's roguish charm, SOH and undoubted success this summer will count for him, especially as he helped win the world 20/20 cup.

On the other hand, voters are mostly armchair fans and housewives, some of whom might be swayed by naughty drink-driving.

But on the other, other hand, he was trying to rescue a poor little pussy-cat at the time... so I might replace Daley with Swann for a minor medal.