The most exotic thing I've seen FROM my garden was the local caving and potholing club performing a nude Riverdance in the garden of the local hostelry!
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Perhaps you could sponsor them to visit Chile and entertain their fellow subterraneans.Originally posted by gricerboy View PostThe most exotic thing I've seen FROM my garden was the local caving and potholing club performing a nude Riverdance in the garden of the local hostelry!And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I've got dead frogs in my garden ....
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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I liked their version of "John I'm Only Dancing"....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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There's a Staffordshire Bull Terrier mooching around my back garden.
Oh, wait... he's mine!
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One of the bastards bit me when I was two; it stole my banana. Maybe I'm immune to Marburg.Originally posted by zeitghostAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I got bitten by one of those when we lived in Nigeria (hundreds at the bottom of the garden along with crocodiles and other exotica.) It gave me Green Money Disease according to my parents but I'm not too sure about that as its also known as Marburg disease and is similar to Ebola (also got Malaria while out there.)Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Remember staying in the Wankie National Park in Rhodesia once with lions at the bottom of the garden and we once had a looney wild one roaming the streets when living in Illiondale (RSA.) While living there a group of us used to go out after school catching Rinkhals to sell to the local snake farm for their venom. One ever lasting image is of walking home and all the Meercats watching you as you went past. In the dusk it can be a bit off-putting.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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