Head teacher shocks pupils by eating spider

[AtW]

If you go to Z'ha'dum, you will die.

THAT's ******* IT!!! I'LL SEE YOU OUTSIDE OF Z'HA'DUM IN AN HOUR!!!

[Zippy]

Does it matter. Is a banana a fruit, a bush, tree or a yellow thing that walks?

They are slightly radioactive apparently, due to their high potassium content (and therefore contain unusual levels of a radioactive isotope).
Am slightlty worried now that the large bunch I have in the kitchen will reach critical mass before we can scoff them all.

[MarillionFan]

I'm with you on this one. Can't say I like them much but tarantulas are very impressive creatures. This blokes stunt is one of the most pathetic attempts ever to 'get down with the kids'

It's an insect. I've eaten meal worms, cockroaches and grasshoppers.

Ive also eaten kangaroo,dog,alligator,deer,cows,chickens,turkeys, pigs,rabbits and lickle cute lambs!!

Why? Because I was hungry!

[TimberWolf]

And both are vegetables, right?

What is a vegetable?

[Zippy]

THAT's ******* IT!!! I'LL SEE YOU OUTSIDE OF Z'HA'DUM IN AN HOUR!!!

Oh yeah? You and whose Army of Light?

Bugger!!

[AtW]

Oh yeah? You and whose Army of Light?

Bugger!!

T H I S
* * * * * * *
A R M Y!

[Zippy]

It's an insect. !

You got a bargain on your spider then. At least a couple of extra legs, anyway.

[MarillionFan]

I always loved Star Trek

[TimberWolf]

Pah, this could eat entire planets and remain hungry



What's its taxonomy?

[AtW]

Pah, this could eat entire planets and remain hungry



What's its taxonomy?

It's an insect as well, I'd be a perfect captain for that ship