Head teacher shocks pupils by eating spider

[Zippy]

Have they got a 'web' site?

Brr-dum. Tsssch

[AtW]

Brr-dum. Tsssch

Change your avatar or it's ze kill-switch!

[TimberWolf]

Yeah, whatever, next you'll say tomato is a fruit

It's pronounced tomato, as in potato.

[AtW]

It's pronounced tomato, as in potato.

And both are vegetables, right?

[EternalOptimist]

And both are vegetables, right?

no, tomato is a fruit

[Zippy]

And both are vegetables, right?

It's an open goal lads - fill yer boots.

[TimberWolf]

And both are vegetables, right?

Does it matter. Is a banana a fruit, a bush, tree or a yellow thing that walks?

[AtW]

no, tomato is a fruit

No, it ******* is not!

[EternalOptimist]

No, it ******* is not!

oh yes it is

[Zippy]

Change your avatar or it's ze kill-switch!

If you go to Z'ha'dum, you will die.
Incidentally, the ships are known as crabs - which are also animals.