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Dear God.Originally posted by Cliphead View PostHappy to do the biz if I can leave my name out of it.
Otherwise pig in tulip time
So you have to listen to (at best) numerous atonal renditions of the theme from Titanic, Whitney Houston numbers and Hallelujah. I hope you are making a tulipload of money.
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Around £500 per day, what price vanity????Originally posted by Zippy View PostDear God.
So you have to listen to (at best) numerous atonal renditions of the theme from Titanic, Whitney Houston numbers and Hallelujah. I hope you are making a tulipload of money.Comment
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i'd show my @rse on tv for 500 a dayOriginally posted by Cliphead View PostAround £500 per day, what price vanity????(\__/)
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostAround £500 per day, what price vanity????
I would charge them a percentage of the profits on top of that.
You never know one of your no hopers could make it big especially if you get through a lot of people.
Though they may make it big in Russia, Albania, New Zealand or some where else obscure."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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I'll organise a whip-round so you don't have to.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Posti'd show my @rse on tv for 500 a day
Did I mention I do a lot of work for charidee?+50 Xeno Geek Points
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What profitsOriginally posted by SueEllen View PostI would charge them a percentage of the profits on top of that.
You never know one of your no hopers could make it big especially if you get through a lot of people.
Though they may make it big in Russia, Albania, New Zealand or some where else obscure.
Kunaki vanity pressing of CD's to be given to friends and family and desperate local radio, my name stays off the credits. I keep putting the price up and still they come.Comment
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I did less than that and got banned from radio stations in Ontario and beyond. Well, being radio flashing my arse was a non starter anyways but you know what I mean.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Posti'd show my @rse on tv for 500 a dayComment
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You are not another one who claimed to have shagged Pierre Trudeau?Originally posted by Cliphead View PostI did less than that and got banned from radio stations in Ontario and beyond. Well, being radio flashing my arse was a non starter anyways but you know what I mean.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Who?Originally posted by Zippy View PostYou are not another one who claimed to have shagged Pierre Trudeau?Comment
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