Whose death will bring the nation to a halt?

[MarillionFan]

I, for one, hope sincerely that Cliff bloody Richard never dies, because when he does, they'll be playing his songs on the radio and TV non-stop for weeks, there'll be Cliff Tribute songs brought out by tulipe boy bands, Cliff Tribute concerts, Cliff musicals, Cliff memorial services.

Allah help us.

Cliff will never 'die'. He's the Dorian Gray of pop! Gawd help us