Fat middle aged man in a sports car

[HairyArsedBloke]

You wanna see his wife then...

FRACK!

Where did you get that picture of ex-mrs HAB from?????

[Shimano105]

No wonder you turned!

[scooterscot]

I was about to join the M3 at Farnborough heading towards London when this almighty roar woke me up. It was a silver Subaru Imprezza (with daft spoiler) giving it plenty down the slip road towards the roundabout.

I was expecting the sterotypical oik with spiked hair and facial piercings with his "boomblaster" throbbing with some basey number, but no.

It was a balding silver haired, pot bellied, middle aged bloke wearing a stripy business shirt with cuff links. It really was a grotesque sight. It just looked so wrong. Talk about growing old gracefully.

Sounds like an agent IMO...

[Boudica]

fat middle aged man in a sports car






has a small .....

[DimPrawn]

fat middle aged man in a sports car






has a small .....

Oi!

[Mich the Tester]

Sounds like an agent IMO...

WHS; agent with a mid life crisis.

[Mich the Tester]

fat middle aged man in a sports car






has a small .....

Why would you care about the size of something that probably doesn't work anyway?

You do know what happens to fat blokes in middle age don't you?

[MarillionFan]

Why would you care about the size of something that probably doesn't work anyway?

You do know what happens to fat blokes in middle age don't you?

Yes. They holiday in Pattaya.

[DimPrawn]

Why would you care about the size of something that probably doesn't work anyway?

You do know what happens to fat blokes in middle age don't you?

Oi!

[Mich the Tester]

Why would you care about the size of something that probably doesn't work anyway?

You do know what happens to fat blokes in middle age don't you?

Oi!

This seems to be a sensitive issue, DP.

There are lots of practical things you can do to help yourself, you know. Physical fitness, a good diet, sufficient stimulation in your local environment can all help. Even a wife can be handy, but you´ll need to be quite choosy to avoid disappointment.