Should I eat a Snickers?

[Old Greg]

Jesus Christ...

I'll never be able to eat another snickers.

Not unless Jesus hands it to you first. Makes you thing about the sacramental wafer doesn't it? How exactly does the priest perform this transubstantiation business?

[SupremeSpod]

Jesus would say share it - in which case, I'll have a bit, ta

Jesus would say "Don't forget you're going on holiday in just over a week and to remember the new swimming cossy!"

[cailin maith]

They were nicer when they were called Marathons.

Snickers always makes me think of knickers, and that makes me think of the girl at school we used to call "mars bar" which ends up putting me off of eating all together.

Not unless Jesus hands it to you first. Makes you thing about the sacramental wafer doesn't it? How exactly does the priest perform this transubstantiation business?

Gave my best mate a b-day card the other day and it had JC on the front with the loaves and fishes and the caption was "The First Celebrity Chef"

[cailin maith]

Jesus would say "Don't forget you're going on holiday in just over a week and to remember the new swimming cossy!"

Bollocks

[Xenophon]

[cailin maith]

No, I'd rather have the snickers ta - although one that hasn't been up Andyw's ass.

[Jog On]

I'm having a boost bar - very nice too.

[cailin maith]

I'm having a boost bar - very nice too.

At home they are called Moro Bars ... wierd how stuff is called one thing here and something else there.

Bit like the Marathon thing.

[PRC1964]

They were nicer when they were called Marathons.

Snickers always makes me think of knickers, and that makes me think of the girl at school we used to call "mars bar" which ends up putting me off of eating all together.

I hate it when you get an image in your head that ruins a perfectly nice product.

[doodab]

Was she particularly Faithful?

I have no idea. The epithet originated with the rumour that someone had given her a good seeing too with the aforementioned confectionery. I doubt it was true but you never know.