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    #11
    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    I notice that the same site has what men want in a woman

    1. Big tits
    Lol.

    To be fair. It also had top 10 turnoffs in a man

    1.Knows about computers
    2.Watches porn on the Internet
    3. Has piercings
    4. Has a tattoo
    5. Is over 40
    6. Doesn't have a stable job
    7. Corrects peoples spelling & grammar
    8. Appears to know it all
    9. Once played Dungeons and Dragons
    10. Uses LOL in text messages

    Anyone still in with a chance???
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Lol.

      To be fair. It also had top 10 turnoffs in a man

      1.Knows about computers
      2.Watches porn on the Internet
      3. Has piercings
      4. Has a tattoo
      5. Is over 40
      6. Doesn't have a stable job
      7. Corrects peoples spelling & grammar
      8. Appears to know it all
      9. Once played Dungeons and Dragons
      10. Uses LOL in text messages

      Anyone still in with a chance???
      ******* hell. So women dont want a man who can fix their lappie \ pc when they cant get logged on, doesnt want a man who learns from other studs how to make their women orgasm!?

      They must all be lessies then!
      I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

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        #13
        Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post
        ******* hell. So women dont want a man who can fix their lappie \ pc when they cant get logged on, doesnt want a man who learns from other studs how to make their women orgasm!?

        They must all be lessies then!
        Or we know how to fix our own PCs
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          #14
          1 out of ten would seem to be acceptable. As long as it's #1 on the list.
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #15
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            Or we know how to fix our own PCs


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              #16
              You can never have enough lesbians.

              They all get hungry for a bit of cock eventually.
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #17
                Originally posted by AtW View Post


                Ahhhh. He's too young to be out on his own though.
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  Ahhhh. He's too young to be out on his own though.
                  You two should be on a register!

                  Felisphiles!!!
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    Or we know how to fix our own PCs
                    I think women do know how to fix their own PCs, but they certainly make it seem like they dont when gullible IT blokes are about!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by CheeseSlice View Post
                      I think women do know how to fix their own PCs, but they certainly make it seem like they dont when gullible IT blokes are about!
                      Bwaaaahaaaahaaaa!
                      +50 Xeno Geek Points
                      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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