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Er. your figures are crap.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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cough. Well spotted on the testers. cough.Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostEr. your figures are crap.
Per year and then per day
Cough.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I'm on the wrong forum.
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Possibly.Originally posted by Zippy View PostI'm on the wrong forum.

Answer the following questions
1) Are you an IT Contractor?
2) Do you have a Plan B?
If any of these answers were no, then you are a permie or disguised permie and you should be on www.someoneowesmealiving.com or www.bobcrowsdoleydoleydoleyunionsite.orgWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Oh, heck. Sorry.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostPossibly.
Answer the following questions
1) Are you an IT Contractor?
2) Do you have a Plan B?
If any of these answers were no, then you are a permie or disguised permie and you should be on www.someoneowesmealiving.com or www.bobcrowsdoleydoleydoleyunionsite.org
How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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But you still come across as a cantankerous old fart most of the time, it's not all good is it.Originally posted by minestrone View PostGirly has been telling me for years above 50 units a week and you are going to eventually hit a problem, I have been drinking 50+ for a couple of decades and I can still run a marathon and hold down a 6 figure salary.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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1) YesOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostPossibly.
Answer the following questions
1) Are you an IT Contractor?
2) Do you have a Plan B?
If any of these answers were no, then you are a permie or disguised permie and you should be on www.someoneowesmealiving.com or www.bobcrowsdoleydoleydoleyunionsite.org
2) Yes+50 Xeno Geek Points
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All sold by Tesco and ASDA/Walmart. Much as I hate these two companies, I wouldn't take them on in a retail sense.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSo......
You have to remember that a Wine Shop/Off License doesnt just sell booze.
Categories would be
Wine
Spirits
Beer
Ciders
Champagne
Gift Boxes(Spirits/Champers)
Non-Alcoholic Drinks
Carbonated Drinks
Energy Drinks
Fruit Drinks
Mixers
Cigarettes
Cigars
Rolling Tobacco
Matches/Lighters
Confectionary
Crisps
Gift Boxes(Chocs)
& possibly
Ice Cream
Greeting Cards/Gift Wrap
& Teddy bears for those dads who got pissed the night before and shagged a hooker have been kicked out of the house and now buy a toy with their Vodka on the way to their weekly visitation rights.
My 'niche market' suggestion is posh kids shoes and achingly edgy kids clothing. That's where most of our non-supermarket spend seems to go.Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."Comment
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MF just wants a store that he can drink his sorrow in - a bit hard to do that with tat furniture shop based in Swindow, ever since DimPrawm moved up north the business activity pretty much died down there
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We thought that.Originally posted by Alf W View PostAll sold by Tesco and ASDA/Walmart. Much as I hate these two companies, I wouldn't take them on in a retail sense.
My 'niche market' suggestion is posh kids shoes and achingly edgy kids clothing. That's where most of our non-supermarket spend seems to go.
Did the model for that a while back. An Independent clothes and shoe business is really difficult. Margin is near 50% but unlike booze the average yearly spend per family is less!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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