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Go on then, amuse us all...Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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No legit. 'Keep Calm & Carry on' is the latest slogan being printed on to things.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostGo on then, amuse us all...
The new one which I spotted on a number of items/tokens/pillows etc is
'Practically perfect in every way'. Which made me think of you and so I ordered some for the shop. If I make a drinkies at the same time as you, I'll bring one up.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Yes I am a bit of a Bin Lurkin, geddit.Originally posted by alreadypacked View Postd) he's been lurking for way too long.

Anyway was only having a laff innit, don't talk like this usually.
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FTFY.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostNo legit. 'Keep Calm & Carry on' is the latest slogan being printed on to things.
The new one which I spotted on a number of items/tokens/pillows etc is
'Practically perfect in every way'. Which made me think of you and so I ordered some for the shop. If I make a drinkies at the same time as you, I'll bring one up and it'll only cost you a tenner!

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I much prefer that to the silly Keep Calm one. I am quite touched.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostNo legit. 'Keep Calm & Carry on' is the latest slogan being printed on to things.
The new one which I spotted on a number of items/tokens/pillows etc is
'Practically perfect in every way'. Which made me think of you and so I ordered some for the shop. If I make a drinkies at the same time as you, I'll bring one up.
Would offer to come and buy something from you but I live in the middle of nowhere.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by minestrone View Post"I order you to get up!!"They'll be on the website in October. I'll send you a link then.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI much prefer that to the silly Keep Calm one. I am quite touched.
Would offer to come and buy something from you but I live in the middle of nowhere.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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If you've got a teatowel or a small-ish cushion, I will buy one!Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThey'll be on the website in October. I'll send you a link then.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Come on guys, with my extensive sockpuppetry experience, do you really think I'd create one as sad as this?
Could be AtW or Dim ....but I think it's real.Hard Brexit now!
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