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    #51
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Well as long as you're happy that only you think you win, fair enough. Personally if I was so sure I'd want to vindicate my theory.
    Careful Minestrone. Next thing dooorkg will produce a completely unrelated graphical image, and try to insist that it backs up his case.

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      #52
      Originally posted by Pogle View Post
      Evening sweetie

      Would these be achieved by the expert use of a frozen pepperami, by any chance?
      two black eyes ?

      best achieved with a left hook, followed by a nut to the nose. But in MF's case I would make an exception, something more ingenious would be required

      how are you dear ? I feel the need for a piss up coming on



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        #53
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        two black eyes ?

        best achieved with a left hook, followed by a nut to the nose. But in MF's case I would make an exception, something more ingenious would be required

        how are you dear ? I feel the need for a piss up coming on



        I am very well - currently at home til Thursday. Have been renewed til Jan in Swindon.
        A piss up eh? I'll see what I can do
        I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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          #54
          Originally posted by MarillionFan
          Wait a couple of hours after bed. You'll no doubt have that piss up in your bed!
          you are invited also. All contractors with good positive personalities and outlook, integrity or humour or interesting stories are welcome.

          on second thoughts, you better stay at home notching up some points on your bile-ometer



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            #55
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            you are invited also. All contractors with good positive personalities and outlook, integrity or humour or interesting stories are welcome.

            on second thoughts, you better stay at home notching up some points on your bile-ometer



            I was really disapointed when you flounced earlier in the year. I thought I'd PM you to bait you on your dislike of me to get you to post. Always more interesting with you than without you.

            But frankly we haven't seen posters accusing mods of bad moderatoring or accusations of 'bile' until you started posting again!!!

            Just play nice and nobody gets flamed.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
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              #56
              Originally posted by MarillionFan
              Oh my god!

              You're still sore about the infringement you received for swearing.

              :
              No, I think that was me.
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              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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                #57
                Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post

                Anyway... where is the thread that got SY banned?

                here

                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                Was it worth reading?
                No.
                Just re-read that... it was worth it just for this:
                Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                For the record. I'm not SY01's mum.

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  I was really disapointed when you flounced earlier in the year
                  I never flounced.

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    I was really disapointed when you flounced earlier in the year. I thought I'd PM you to bait you on your dislike of me to get you to post. Always more interesting with you than without you.

                    But frankly we haven't seen posters accusing mods of bad moderatoring or accusations of 'bile' until you started posting again!!!

                    Just play nice and nobody gets flamed.
                    oh dear. let me get this right... I shouldnt make posts on subjects unless everyone else agrees, and someone else goes first ??

                    In America they have government of the people, by the people and for the people. Here on CUK we seem to have government of the people , by the mods and for the mods.

                    making personal comments about posters lacks integrity and it stinks.
                    I expected more, esp from Cojak
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                      #60
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan
                      I know she puts out on first dates!
                      Is she as good looking as her avatar?

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